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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:35

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
What is the best skin care routine product for oily skin?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Parkinson's Disease Might Not Start in The Brain, Study Finds - sciencealert.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
'There's a huge amount that we don't understand': Why sperm is still so mysterious - BBC
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Should I become an interior designer or not in today's world?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Trump’s budget puts Huntsville-made spacecraft on the chopping block - AL.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
No way
More King County measles exposures, including at Costco in Issaquah - The Seattle Times
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Investigative Reporters Sound the Alarm at Peabody Awards - Variety
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Still no good
So they tried
Thumbs down again.